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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
A Tym Works Wonders

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Got a Tym? You're in Luck
(SRSLY?)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Australians Wouldn't Give A Tym For Anything Else

4. How would you answer a booty call?
How Do You Eat Your Tym?
(With extra mayo~)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Tym Makes Everything Better
(Oddly sounds perverted)

6. To someone you dislike?
Oh Hungry? Oh Tym.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Thank Tym It's Friday

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Tym Not Included
(Ohgeez)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Fill It To The Rim With Tym
(If you know what I mean)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Because Tym is Complicated Enough

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Tym Is Job 1
(Srsly?)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
And All Because The Lady Loves Tym
(Yus they do?)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Life Should Taste As Good As Tym
(Yes it should)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Washing Machines Live Longer With Tym
(Cause I dont hump the damn things~)

15. Your last words before you die...
I Like the Tym in You
(And you should too!)

16. Your message to a special someone..
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Tym
(Cause I dont hump them either~)

17. Title of this post will be..
The Appliance of Tym
(Which appliance might that one be?)